. . .a dead lawyer.

[hello a lawyer is badgering you both!!]

Ah! If you two don't mind, could we speak privately? I figured it made sense to talk to you both at once, since you seem rather attached at the hip.

[AT SOME POINT, when athena isn't around, lawyer is pulling bart aside!]

Um! We need to talk.

Prosecutor Gavin, I need to speak with you for a moment!

Excuse me! Miss. . .Megumi? Sorry, I didn't catch your name before, but Athena told me. Do you mind if I speak to you for a moment?

Player Contact:
rileyboi @ plurk
email: masterofmon @ gmail(dot)com
Note: the player works 7am-7pmEST Mon-Thurs and Saturdays gets home a bit earlier o7! Also tends to crash by 1am

Character:
Apollo Justice
What can you do to him: P. MUCH ANYTHING he's no doormat but the boy was made for abuse, comedic or otherwise.
What CAN'T you do to him: HIT ME UP if you think you are getting into UNSURE territory and we can talk 8|d

MORE STUFF LATER WHEN NOT LAZY

Basic timeline for Apollo/Badger/Tiramisu whatever you want to call him. No case spoilers for DD!

~[Canon: Apollo Justice, Ace Attorney]
First case, meets Phoenix Wright, loses job, antics ensue, hired by the Wright Anything Agency, gets acquainted with Trucy Wright and Klavier Gavin and the rest of the crew. Finds out he's a magical lawyer lie detector wow. By end of this time still doesn't know who his half sister or mother is. THANKS PHOENIX. About 6 months of time? A year? I forgot.

~[Sabra la Tau: Bad End AU]
lol Sabra lol THINGS...HAPPENED, Bunnycorn broship established, dies a lot, patrons to Mirror, becomes increasingly bitter and jaded toward others. Bad End Badger escaped the endgame carnage with other Bunnycorners + friends thanks to Mirror. Spent almost an IC year here, probably around a month of real time.

~[Down time Between Games]
Works on various smaller cases and oddjobs with the Wright Anything Agency, while helping Shinichi (bunnycorn bro) with a case/avenging his friend Jinx's death. Also helps keep an eye on Mirror who escaped to their worlds.

~[Thusia]
While helping Shinichi, they both get murdered and sent to Thusia. Adopted a bunch of super heroes but then more important people started dying and disappearing into the wilderness \o/ Had plenty of time to reflect on his poor life choices and concluded "well i fucked up i am ending this"

~[Decollage: Good End Route]
AMNESIA MURDER GAMES: ROUND 2. Develops with a significantly more positive outlook on the situation thanks to friends and his team, somehow gets a girlfriend (???), confidence in himself has increased significantly, though his bitterness and jaded attitude return thanks to crazy teams, people not listening to him, and past memories. Eventually decides the best thing for his sanity is to not given a fuck about anyone other than his couple friends and his team 8')d

THIS WORKS and eventually gets his wish to reset his and shinichi's deaths while keeping (most) of his memories in tact. I'm going to pretend somehow this also helped Jinx because EVERYTHING IS OKAY NOW >8( Downside to all this otherworldy business is a few of his memories have gone missing again, small non-canon ones like Phoenix telling him about his family in Sabra 8'D

As a note I was too busy/lazy and never got around to good ending Apollo proper in Deco, and now he's just like ??? at the endgame BUT THIS WAS HIS INTENDED PATH... Thusia-Deco time was about 7/8 months of game time, another month in his time.

~[Canon: Dual Destinies]
Meets Athena, does more oddjobs for the Wright Agency, even helps with some real cases gosh!! THEN THE JACKET HAPPENED 8') But they settled that. Everything is fine 8') Uses up the rest of year, arrives in Court likely 2 weeks after the final case.

~OTHER STUPID NOTES~
-Has a tattoo of a unicorn with the SCALES OF JUSTICE on his left shoulder!! The giant bunnycorn mural on his back IS GONE DUE TO MAGIC AND IDK MAYBE BURNING
-Still has an undying heart he has no clue about. GJ mutant heart donors!!
-Various faded scars all over his body thanks to murder games
-Now with various smaller (healed) burns on his body. Still wears bandages under his shirt because he probably broke a couple ribs. HOORAY EXPLOSIONS...
-Walking lie detector that stares at you really, really awkwardly.

HEY DUDES I am putting lawyer on the extreme back burner for a while due to being busy and wanting to focus on Mike for a bit! Til next week I'm still gonna poke at threads/back tag hella slowly, but I'll have him go off with a portrait on a mission at some point, once I poke someone. This could be next week, it could be the week after I'm not actually sure yet!!

If somethng hella big goes down with Teal that I should know about YELL AT ME and lawyer will be there. Let's be honest here I can't resist lawyer lawyering but I feel like I need a personal mini-break from it!

SO JUST A GENERAL HEAD'S UP. Also will start picking at this question meme again o7

STARTING TOMORROW I am pet/housesitting from May 5th thru May 11th! I will have internet access, but since my laptop is slow and dumb, plus will be running around with a very needy dog, I'll rarely be on! Not declaring hiatus because I'll try to pick at a thread or two, but yeah!

Please let me know here or email me at masterofmon(at)gmaildotcom if something big with Teal goes down and I need to know/will try v. hard to tag in \o\

That aside, May 16th thru May 28th I will be pet/housesitting YET AGAIN this time with two dogs and a longer commute to work, yaaaay...!

SO. This is just a general heads up for SLOW THREADING all of May! If I get too swamped I'll declare a retroactive hiatus, but I think we're good!

BACK TO WORK and housesitting starting tomorrow until Sunday!! Not hiatusing my characters, but will be E X T R E M E L Y slow with threading, probably won't be on more than an hour or two a night.

Deco game, I will at least pop in to do the questions game from 10 to 11 est!! Or will try, at least.

Later brosss.

Age: almost 24 (about two years after canon)
Height: SMALL LAWYER probably around 5'7
Weight: slightly less than average
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown and currently slicked up like his icons! Through the power of ATTORNEY HAIR GEL I'm saying he has enough in there to keep it up like that for maybe a week.
Appearance:See icons! Wearing a vest suit, tie, and his bracelet, all tinted teal (bracelet is still mostly brown, but now has teal outline). He isn't wearing his attorney's badge!

Special Notes
Apollo is Post!Sabra! He has a LOT of faded scars all over his body, as well an. . .undying heart. HE CAN STILL DIE VERY EASILY. It's just if you stab his heart, it will repair itself \'-'\ This is what happens when you let mutants be heart donors. I'm saying he ~mysteriously~ doesn't have any of his Monoceros tattoos, as I feel like that would give away too much. This may change. ETA I DO WHAT I WANT. He totally has all of his tattos. He is only aware of his shoulder one, however.

Canon wise, Apollo is a walking lie detector! He has the ability to perceive a person's unconscious nervous habit and pick out exactly the time of their lies. This isn't always accurate (people get away with white lies/being very easy going around him) and much hard to do on Boss Level type characters, and it will take him a while to figure it out as he remembers, too. His bracelet is what gives him clues on when to focus on a target, but right now, it won't go off unless I have OOC permission from the other player, and it's a REALLY blatant/stressed out lie 8|d